WHOEVER BUYS THIS FOR ME WINS MY ETERNAL LOVE
I OWN THIS
EVERY MORNING HE SAYS SOMETHING DIFFERENT ABOUT HOW THE WORLD NEEDS YOU AND YOU HAVE TO GET UP
AND WHEN YOU PRESS THE BUTTON TO HUSH HIM HE SAYS “DEFTLY DONE, MADAM,” OR “IF IT’S NOT TOO FORWARD OF ME, THAT DID TICKLE, MADAM”
IT WAKES YOU UP WITH THE SOUND OF CHIRPING BIRDS BEFORE STEPHEN FRY’S VOICE
EVERYONE SHOULD HAVE ONE
THIS IS LIKE JARVIS.
A REAL JARVIS EXCEPT HE’S A CLOCK.
why is it that everyone can be an asshole towards me and that’s perfectly fine but the minute i have had enough and act like an asshole its all of a sudden not okay
why do people even comment on other peoples weight like??????? they see that in the mirror every day why do u feel like u have to remind them about it??????? and then theyre like “im just trying to help u” shut the fuck up ur not a super hero for reminding me of my weight ur not helping anyone
Kitten and her first laptop
I just find it so ironic how all of America is like “haha Russia is so homophobic” when
Finally someone said this, lol
Seizures, Poly-cystic Ovarian Syndrome, Anxiety, depression. Should I go on?
i have so many questions
why is everyone at the beach on such a gloomy day
why are these people wearing clothes in the ocean
Is this a polar plunge type thing?
Is no one going to talk about the giraffe guy
AΞ∆ words to live by…. ❀